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Thursday, August 5, 2010

An Open Letter to a Nigerian Scammer

Dear MR KALIU SALICK,

This is my responds to an email you just recently sent me. I will make the comments on your letter accordingly to what you have spoken to me.

I am Mr. kALIU Salick ,an Attorney at law, and the personal lawyer to Engineer Dr Alfred A. Corbeil, a foreigner who used to work and owned Corbeil Oil International in Burkina Faso, Herein after shall be referred to as my client.

Nice to meet you kALIU. I just Googled your dearest client Dr Alfred A. Corbeil and it has come to my discovery that Mr. Richard Agese and Mr. Francis Kwame are also Corbeil's personal lawyers. Mr. Corbeil must has a lot of issues, did he spill oil into an ocean like the BP?

It may interest you to know that , I got your contact at the office of the Chamber of commerce and Tourism in Ouagadougou Burkina faso as I was going through some directories. On the 10th day of August 2003, my client, his wife and their two children were involved in a car accident along Ouaga - Bobo express way while arriving from a Holiday to Bobo.

It is very interesting to myself! I wonder how my contact got in the office of the Chamber of commerce and Tourism in Ougadougou Burkina faso. It must have been when I had visit my close dear friend. I am very sorry to hear about your client and his kin. I am confused so far as to why this is concern to me. I keep reading...

All occupants of the vehicle unfortunately lost their lives. Since then, I have made several enquiries to their embassy to locate any of their extended relatives and this has also proved unsuccessful. I am contacting you to assist in repatriating a fund valued at USD$13Million,(Thirteen million United States Dollars),left behind by my client before it gets confiscated or declared unserviceable by the Security Finance Firm where this huge amount were deposited. The said Security Finance Company has issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or have his account confiscated within the next twenty one official working days. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for over 4 years now, I seek your consent to present you as the next of kin to the deceased so that the proceeds of this account can be paid to you. Therefore, I will not fail to inform you that this transaction is 100% risk free.

Wow!!!!!!!!!! 13 million United States Dollars?? For me? How we will get the Security Finance Company to think that I am Corbeil's next of kin, won't they be suspicion? I guess you say this is 100% risk free so I trust in you.

On smooth conclusion of this transaction, you will be entitled to 30% of the total sum as gratification, while 10% will be set aside to take care of expenses that may arise during the time of transfer, internal revenue tax and also telephone bills, while 60% will be for me towards any profitable investment in your country. All I require from you is your honest co-operation to enable us see this transaction through.

I'm confused now at first I thought I was getting all account. But I guess it fair thing and I really feel sadden for this Corbeil guy and his kin. I will try to co-operate as best can.

I guarantee that this will be executed under a legal framework and legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. I expect your urgent response indicating your full interest in this great business transaction to our both mutual trust.Please i advice you reply to my private e-mail address for privacy and confidentiality (skaliu_2007@voila.fr) Kindly give me the information below to enable me establish you in the bank as beneficiary to my deceased client.

I feel very safe with the guarantee and fine word from you. I do not want to make breach of the law!
You have my fullest of interest. I will give you all information you need now. Let me know what further I need do.

1. NAME IN FULL    Jasmine
2. ADDRESS    I only has email address, so jasminesphotography@yahoo.com
3. NATIONALITY    White
4. AGE    20
5. SEX    Lady
6. OCCUPATION    No working.
7. MARITAL STATUS     Single
8. PHONE     401-285-0696
9. FAX      Sorry no faxes machines.

Thanks so much for wonderful opportunity you present me!
Best regard,
jASMINE

CC: skaliu_2007@voila.fr

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