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Friday, August 6, 2010

Friday's Funny - 21 Reasons why English is Hard to Learn

  • The bandage was wound around the wound.
  • The farm was used to produce produce.
  • The dump was so full it had to refuse more refuse.
  • We must polish the Polish furniture.
  • He could lead if he would get the lead out.
  • The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.
  • Since there was no time like the present, he thought it was time to present the present.
  • A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.
  • When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.
  • I did not object to the object.
  • The insurance was invalid for the invalid.
  • There was a row among the oarsmen on how to row.
  • They were too close to the door to close it.
  • The buck does funny things when does are present.
  • A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.
  • To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow.
  • The wind was too strong to wind the sail.
  • After a number of injections my jaw got number.
  • Upon seeing the tear in the painting I shed a tear.
  • I had to subject the subject to a series of tests.
  • How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? 

2 comments:

A. K. said...

HEll Yeah, English is a tough language to learn. Love this post. Informative yet very fun to read. Have a fun weekend!

Jasmine said...

Thanks and I did! Hope yours was great.