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Monday, December 22, 2008

I found this graphic at

Tomorrow Dan and I are making the journey back home, yay! :)
Today I am going to get the laundry done and pack our bags. Hopefully I can get a little cleaning done around the apartment, I always say that though. Hahaha.
I am going to try and update while I am at home. I am also supposed to make it a goal to take pictures, especially for my Zazzle store. I need to get some more of my actual photography up.

Just wanted to share a holiday joke with everyone that I found at Dwarfnet.
Enjoy and have a safe and happy holiday season everyone.

Holiday Diet Tips:

  1. If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
  2. If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
  3. When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
  4. Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
  5. Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
  6. Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.
  7. If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
  8. If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
  9. Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
  10. STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.

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