I found this graphic at http://www.crazy-jokes.com.
Tomorrow Dan and I are making the journey back home, yay! :)
Today I am going to get the laundry done and pack our bags. Hopefully I can get a little cleaning done around the apartment, I always say that though. Hahaha.
I am going to try and update while I am at home. I am also supposed to make it a goal to take pictures, especially for my Zazzle store. I need to get some more of my actual photography up.
Just wanted to share a holiday joke with everyone that I found at Dwarfnet.
Enjoy and have a safe and happy holiday season everyone.
Holiday Diet Tips:
Today I am going to get the laundry done and pack our bags. Hopefully I can get a little cleaning done around the apartment, I always say that though. Hahaha.
I am going to try and update while I am at home. I am also supposed to make it a goal to take pictures, especially for my Zazzle store. I need to get some more of my actual photography up.
Just wanted to share a holiday joke with everyone that I found at Dwarfnet.
Enjoy and have a safe and happy holiday season everyone.
Holiday Diet Tips:
- If no one sees you eat it, it has no calories.
- If you drink a diet soda with a candy bar, they cancel each other out.
- When eating with someone else, calories don't count if you both eat the same amount.
- Foods used for medicinal purposes have no calories. This includes any chocolate used for energy, brandy, Sara Lee Cheesecake (eaten whole), and Haagen-Daz Ice Cream.
- Movie-related foods are much lower in calories simply because they are a part of the entertainment experience and not part of one's personal fuel. This includes Milk Duds, popcorn with butter, Junior Mints, Snickers, and Gummi Bears.
- Cookie pieces contain no calories because the process of breakage causes calorie leakage.
- If you eat the food off someone else's plate, it doesn't count.
- If you eat standing up the calories all go to your feet and get walked off.
- Food eaten at Christmas parties has no calories, courtesy of Santa.
- STRESSED is just DESSERTS spelled backward.
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